I Am The Walrus

by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run, like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly, like Lucy in the sky
See how they run

I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob goo goo goo g'joob

Expert textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile, like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob goo goo goo g'joob

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