Punk Rock Academy
by Atom And His Package
I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee,
When a thought popped into my brain:
If all of us hated high school so much,
Why was nothing ever changed?
So I called Brian up with my plan that's red hot.
We got a private institution in the name of Punk Rock.
We got some government funding and our own private road
And 666 for our radio snow code.
I had a dream when I was in high school that I attended The Punk Rock Academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school that I attended The Punk Rock Academy.
Chris Jensen's teaching science and he's still running Mountain.
We fired the guy from Bad Religion 'cause he sold punk rock out and
We'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of their fleas.
And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC.
I had a dream when I was in high school that I attended The Punk Rock Academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school that I attend The Punk Rock Academy
And no one made fun of me.
At the punk rock academy...
Where all the students, they're diagnosed with A.D.D.
Take me home tonight, I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.
Take me home tonight, I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.
We will import a token jock and we will kick his token ass
And there will never ever be a physical education class.
Think about it, you'll agree, it's the bizzity bizzity bomb,
And maybe we can get Assuck to play the senior prom.
I had a dream when I was in high school that I attended The Punk Rock Academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school that I attend The Punk Rock Academy
And no one made fun of me.
(Thank you Philadelphia)
