The Ballad Of The Sneak

by Da Vinci's Notebook

I know a lively fellow
Who is really quite unique
He's small and smart and yellow
With a rodent-like physique
He doesn't play the cello
And he never deigns to speak
He's The Strong Bad's leporello
And they just call him The Sneak

If you've got a caper then you know who to call.

It's The Sneak!
It's The Sneak!

Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?

Voh voh vodey oh doh!
It's The Sneak!

That charming little whatsit who's The Strong Man's greatest pal.

It's The Sneak!
It's The Sneak!

Who did the Hully Gully on the Panama Canal?

Doo wacka doo wacka doo!
It's The Sneak!

Who's the jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizzaz?

It's The Sneak! (Yes, sir!)
It's The Sneak!

Who's been drinking bootleg hooch and listening to the jazz?

Voh voh vodey oh doh!
It's The Sneak!

Who captures all the flapper girls' affections?
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?

He's dastardly.
He loves catastrophe.
His schemes are masterly.
Takes tea at half past three.

That sneaky Sneak is sneakin' all over town.

Who dropped The Homestar Runner from his flying machine? (Humdinger!)

Is it The Sneak? (28 Skidoo!)
It's The Sneak!

Who put a Bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine? (Ach du lieber!)

It's The Sneak. (What's the rumpus?)
You know it's The Sneak. (Take it home!)
The sneakity Sneak all day long.


Here is the complete Flash ensemble of The Ballad of The Sneak at Homestar Runner's place.

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