Why I Am Not A Painter
by Frank O'Hara
I am not a painter, I am a poet.
			Why? I think I would rather be
			a painter, but I am not. Well,
			for instance, Mike Goldberg
			is starting a painting. I drop in.
			"Sit down and have a drink" he
			says. I drink; we drink. I look
			up. "You have SARDINES in it."
			"Yes, it needed something there."
			"Oh." I go and the days go by
			and I drop in again. The painting
			is going on, and I go, and the days
			go by. I drop in. The painting is
			finished. "Where's SARDINES?"
			All that's left is just
			letters, "It was too much," Mike says.
			But me? One day I am thinking of
			a color: orange. I write a line
			about orange. Pretty soon it is a
			whole page of words, not lines.
			Then another page. There should be
			so much more, not of orange, of
			words, of how terrible orange is
			and life. Days go by. It is even in
			prose, I am a real poet. My poem
			is finished and I haven't mentioned
			orange yet. It's twelve poems, I call
			it ORANGES. And one day in a gallery
			I see Mike's painting, called SARDINES.