Log Blues/Log Theme

by Ren & Stimpy

Parlez vous Francais? Non? Then you need the all-new International Log. Just tug its twig and you'll turn your Log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. There's French.

Allez-vien mon coo-coo!


Raspeduch, strudel.


Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden salir!


I am a bearded lady.

And of course New York-ese.

Hey, can't you see I'm walking here?

Yes, Log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now to your local store and be the first in your country to have the International Log.

What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy,
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og,
It's better than bad,
It's good!!!

Tout le monde aime le Log!

Yah. It's really fun.

I got your Log right here.

Everyone needs a...
Everyone wants a...
You're gonna love it

Yes sir, I like it!

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