Someone Keeps Moving My Chair
by They Might Be Giants
Mr. Horrible
Mr. Horrible
Telephone call for Mr. Horrible
But before he can talk to the ugliness men
There's some horrible business left
for him to attend to:
something unpleasant has spilled on his brain
As he sponges it off they say:
"Is this Horrible?
Is this Horrible?
It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible
We're just trying to bug you
We thought that our dreadfulness
might be a thing to annoy you with".
But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind,
the thing that bothers me is:
Someone keeps moving my chair".
"Would you mind if we balance
this glass of milk
where your visiting friend
accidentally was killed?
Would it be okay with you
If we wrote a reminder
of things we'll forget to do today otherwise,
using a green magic marker,
if it's alright,
on the back of your head?"
Mr. Horrible
Mr. Horrible
We're not done with you yet, Mr. Horrible
You have to try on these pants
So the ugliness men
Can decide if they're just as embarassing as we think
We have to be sure about this".
But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind,
the thing that bothers me is:
Someone keeps moving my chair
Someone keeps moving my chair".
But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind,
the thing that bothers me is:
Someone keeps moving my chair".
